Wednesday, December 24, 2008

BREAKING NEWS

Pope Benedict XVI calls for an end to war in the middle east and the exploitation of children. I think it's ABOUT FUCKING TIME someone stood up to put an end to these atrocities! At long last we can look forward to the day in which these wrongs have been righted.

Seriously though, I wonder how many goddamn children the catholic church could save if it sold every pound of gold they've horded in the vatican? You see, suffering is the church's ethos, so of course they aren't interested in actually stopping it. How could they sap billions from the world's wealthy if we didn't have all these cute, starving, exploited children? Please donate now, we're really close to fixing this problem I swears it. Just a few more solid gold incense burners and we'll start fucking helping people, promise.



As a side note, doesn't the fact that the starving children of the world are being used as leverage for global donations (unregulated and attained under false pretense) count at all as exploitation?

Fuck these barbaric, hypocritical liars and their isolated, narrow-minded world view. Fuck their gaudy palace and their self-righteous pedophile minions. Fuck their decrepit creepy leader and his stupid burger king hat. Fuck their xenophobic holier-than-thou bullshit in general. But most of all,


Fuck these guys.


(Dang! My plot to overtake the vatican with a butter knife has been thwarted! Them dudes gots swords!!)

No offense intended if you are an unquestioning follower to this medieval superstition. Just a subtle request to open your fucking eyelids. Oh yeah and merry christmas!

Friday, December 12, 2008

Friday, November 28, 2008

In the spirit of the season

Wal-Mart Employee Trampled to Death

One shopper, Kimberly Cribbs, said she was standing near the back of the crowd at around 5 a.m. on Friday when people started pulling the doors from their hinges and rushing into the store.


You don't understand, they had these little plastic waffle irons for like $14.99.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Thursday, July 3, 2008



That's all I needs.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Car Stunt "Real or fake"

Wish it were real

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Saturday, March 29, 2008

EXTREME MIXED MARITAL ARTS!

Check out this rockin article from WVEC on a full-contact sport that's gaining popularity. This had to be intentional. Look at the picture!

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

My head hurts

WANNA BE A BLOG ROCKSTAR?



By PAUL BOUTIN
Published: March 20, 2008

MARK CUBAN, the owner of the Dallas Mavericks, has a full plate. Besides his basketball team, the busy billionaire also owns part of a media company, and serves as chairman of the TV channel HDNet. He recently competed for five weeks on “Dancing With the Stars” on ABC. How on earth does he find time to blog?

Yet his site, blogmaverick.com, is one of the top 1,000 Weblogs, according to the search engine Technorati. Thousands read Mr. Cuban’s posts every single day. If he can do it, why can’t you?

“Don’t go into blogging to make a living,” Mr. Cuban warned in an e-mail message. Still, he and other top bloggers with day jobs agree most people could attract a following on the Web. And whether a person blogs to make a little money, to influence opinion or just for sheer ego gratification, amassing a large audience is the goal.

Here’s what a number of successful bloggers with successful nonblogging careers say are the ways to think about getting into the business of blogging.

Don’t expect to get rich. You can easily place automatically served ad banners from Google or AdBrite onto your blog. It is as simple as signing up with an ad service and placing a snippet of HTML code into your blog. Many of the ads will be specific to the topic of your posts and the service will credit your account whenever a reader clicks on one of the ads. You get a check only if the account builds to a set amount, $100 in the case of Google.

But Philip Kaplan, president for products at AdBrite, cautions that only one in six blogs draws even 500 page views a day. At that pace, you would make at most $45 a month, even if the site were decked out with full-page ads. Mr. Kaplan estimates only 3 percent of active sites make more than $1,000 a month from advertising.

“In 3.5 months we made $9.47,” complained one blogger, Ted Dziuba, who yanked the automatic ads off of his site, Uncov.com.

Write about what you want to write about, in your own voice. Mr. Dziuba, a software engineer at Persai, a Web news filtering service, began blogging out of sheer frustration with buggy, overhyped Web 2.0 applications. Uncov.com became a magnet for techies with similar complaints, and unintentionally raised awareness of Persai. Thousands of Uncov readers signed up for a test of Persai’s service. Eventually, even advertisers took notice. “Once I started getting 2,000 to 3,000 page-views per day,” he says, “advertisers started coming to me.” He says advertisers have contacted him directly with offers of $750 for a month of display ads.

Mr. Cuban said: “Blog about your passions. Don’t blog about what you think your audience wants. Post because you have something you are dying to write about.”

Fit blogging into the holes in your schedule. “Deal with the rest of your life first,” advises Glenn Reynolds, a law professor at the University of Tennessee who posts constantly throughout the day on his site, Instapundit.com. The volume and regularity has helped make his political opinion site one of the most popular on the Internet. “The blog is best handled by inserting it into the small bits of free time that rest among the bigger chunks of your work.” Mr. Reynolds slips in posts between classes, as a break from writing law review articles and during slow time at home.

Just post it already! The hurdle that stops many would-be bloggers is fear of clicking the “Publish” button. Xeni Jardin, who juggles blogging at the quirky alternative-news site BoingBoing.net with a career as a freelance journalist for NPR, Wired magazine and others, resists the urge to polish her blog prose the way she would a radio script. “Don’t bottle up your ideas forever believing you have to hit the same kind of mature, complete, perfect point as you would with a magazine or newspaper article,” she says. “Blogs are always in progress.” Boing Boing’s bloggers are known for going back to posts to update them, adding new information and striking out factual errors.

Keep a regular rhythm. Bloggers disagree on how often they should post. Mr. Reynolds and Ms. Jardin post several times a day. Mr. Cuban and Mr. Dziuba will go a week without a post. What matters, they agree, is that you establish a reliable rhythm for readers, so they know they can rely on you to have new material for them every so often.

Likewise, there’s no one right length for blog posts, but the most successful sites seem to have their own reliable formats, just like most professional publications. Mr. Reynolds rarely goes beyond two or three lines per post. Boing Boing entries run one to three paragraphs each, always with a photo. Mr. Cuban’s Blog Maverick entries can take up the entire browser window — when the guy’s on a roll, he’s on a roll.

Join the community, such as it is. There’s an unwritten rule — actually, it’s written about a lot on blogs — that you should always link back to bloggers whose ideas you repeat, or from whom you get a cool link to another site. Don’t use other bloggers’ photos or excerpt their writing without a prominent link back to the original. When in doubt, give credit.

More to the point, linking to other bloggers is the best way to get them to link to you. Links from other bloggers increase your readership two ways: they send readers directly from other sites, and they raise your ranking in search engine results. A blogger who posts about a hot topic like Eliot Spitzer’s secret life, but has no inbound links, will lose out to one who already has dozens of inbound links from other sites.

Plug yourself. That’s what all the name-brand bloggers do. It’s not bad form to send a short note to a prominent blogger drawing his or her attention to a really good blog you wrote. Some bloggers place links to their sites in comments they write on more established blogs. (And some bloggers are on to the trick and refuse to allow it.)

A more direct way to draw a crowd is to submit your blog posts to news aggregation sites like Digg, Fark and Boing Boing. Readers vote on how much they like the posts and new readers are drawn to the list of most popular posts. Granted, it helps if your blog post includes a home video of someone being attacked by a cat or really arrogant e-mail messages from a hedge-fund manager. Those get passed around virally in an instant.

Allowing readers to post comments on your blog not only increases readership, it provides a sense of live interaction with the rest of the world. But beware: the insulting comment is an Internet art form. “There’s a big difference between being flamed on someone else’s blog, and having them come do it in your own home,” Ms. Jardin said.

In the end, the biggest threat isn’t that you’ll fail to learn to blog. It’s that if you blog regularly for long enough, and begin to get comments and links from other bloggers, you’ll have trouble doing your day job.

“I can’t stop reloading,” confessed a colleague over IM after a post of hers began to attract dozens of comments. “I should be working, I know,” she added a few seconds later. “I have an unhealthy obsession.” Isn’t that the whole idea?

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

DC March. I'm already planning to bus a bunch of you mofos

Going the Distance
This is it. Who wants a ride? I'm going to appropriate a large van for the commuting of individuals. This is really important, people. I know Paul doesn't have a huge chance at winning the GOP, because there are motives at work in that field, but this show of support is what we absolutely need. I'll pay you each a dollar, how bouts that?

Friday, February 8, 2008

Monday, February 4, 2008

Cardboard strikes back



I really need to figure out how to make this

Thursday, January 24, 2008

More goodies

The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist




Tune in next time: SPECIAL FEATURE ON "THE BLOWOUT" AND JERSEYLOOMPAS BY YOUR CORRESPONDENT ON THE SCENE - ERIKA GONZALEZ

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Cool video roundup

The Power of Nightmares, a 3-part 2004 BBC documentary. Interesting!
part I | part II | part III

Radiohead - Scotch Mist
entire video

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Expect the unexpected

On December 29th, at a Clinton campaign rally in Plymouth, Ma, Bill Clinton shared some delightful perspectives that I found pretty interesting. After I read an article regarding this last week, the comments stuck in my head until I was finally inspired enough to try tracking down the quotes again. I found this to be rather difficult, apparently these quotes aren't being spread around a lot:

"There is a better than a 50 percent chance that sometime in the first year or 18 months of the next presidency something will happen that is not being discussed in this campaign."

"You need a president that you trust to deal with something that we will not discuss in this campaign....And I think on this score she's the best of all."

"How we meet those challenges will determine whether our grandchildren will even be here fifty years from now at a meeting like this listening to the next generation's presidential candidates,"

Know something the rest of us don't, Clinton's?

Happy New Year. Your country is going to hell.

So I was doing a little looking around regarding the Amero just now. Depending on how caught-up you are with this topic, you may know that some coins apparently have been minted (real or not) bearing the Amero symbolism and the North American Union markings. Supposedly these coins were minted in Denver, by one of the nation's currency factories. I dug a little deeper and discovered that Hal Turner had been informed of this pressing, and also eventually had been sent one of the coins by mail. Well, when I went to find out more about this, I came to find the page on Hal Turner's site regarding this topic had been removed from the web. Not sure about this error code, to be honest in over a decade of web surfing this is the first time I've seen it:

510 Not Extended
A mandatory extension policy in the request is not accepted by the server for this resource.


So either the server is temporarily (and conveniently as I'm looking into it) barfing, or the site has been removed for some reason. I dug deeper.

Google's convenient caching mechanism allows this view. Pretty interesting read, skeptic or not:

Hal Turner's Amero article page, cached by google.

Read the information, see what's being hidden from you, and draw your conclusions.

One interesting note is that the fellow who apparently designed and minted the coins as "novelties" is a professional graphic designer who has worked with legal US tender coins in the past. Hal Turner mentions in the website linked above:

Within a couple days, a basic web site for AMERO "FANTASY COINS" was erected on the internet and word of that site was spread quickly. The site contained the same images as I had run on my front page, so clearly whatever "SPIN" was happening was being driven by others who also had the professional images.


So either Hal Turner is being taken for a loop by an overzealous listener, or these are actual coins we'll all be handling in a few years. Either way, what's with the sudden website disappearance? Is this what a cover-up looks like? IS BCF-AGENCY BLOG NEXT?

Final development:
The cover story on http://www.halturnershow.com/ is now regarding a US Treasury Secretary shot at close range in the chest. Again, form your own conclusions. Just do it quick because this kite is sinking fast.