Pope Benedict XVI calls for an end to war in the middle east and the exploitation of children. I think it's ABOUT FUCKING TIME someone stood up to put an end to these atrocities! At long last we can look forward to the day in which these wrongs have been righted.Seriously though, I wonder how many goddamn children the catholic church could save if it sold every pound of gold they've horded in the vatican? You see, suffering is the church's ethos, so of course they aren't interested in actually stopping it. How could they sap billions from the world's wealthy if we didn't have all these cute, starving, exploited children? Please donate now, we're really close to fixing this problem I swears it. Just a few more solid gold incense burners and we'll start fucking helping people, promise.
As a side note, doesn't the fact that the starving children of the world are being used as leverage for global donations (unregulated and attained under false pretense) count at all as exploitation?
Fuck these barbaric, hypocritical liars and their isolated, narrow-minded world view. Fuck their gaudy palace and their self-righteous pedophile minions. Fuck their decrepit creepy leader and his stupid burger king hat. Fuck their xenophobic holier-than-thou bullshit in general. But most of all,
(Dang! My plot to overtake the vatican with a butter knife has been thwarted! Them dudes gots swords!!)
No offense intended if you are an unquestioning follower to this medieval superstition. Just a subtle request to open your fucking eyelids. Oh yeah and merry christmas!
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