Just not feeling trendy enough lately?

Tired of ordering the latest re-usable shopping bags? Running out of Crocs colors to buy? Perhaps there's just not enough time in the day to remind your neighbor about how they're killing the earth by driving that 8 year old sedan.

We have a solution.

Introducing the Peapod! Tomorrow's answer to today's lack of smugness.



Celebrate Earth Day not just by sitting in the AC and berating eco-criminals on internet forums, this year do something special for your ego and be the first in your neighborhood to own a real-deal fucking clowncar.

The Peapod sports such forward-thinking features as a 25mph speed governor, so your neighbors get to envy you for just a little longer, and wheels interchangeable with any mid-sized huffy bicycle. The 76 square foot surface comprising the back of the vehicle also comes equipped with a 16"x30" trunk hatch as an innovative measure of avoiding property theft by simply confusing and bewildering any would-be burglars.

We've saved the best for last, though; Peapods require an iPod or an iPhone to start the vehicle. You heard right. You're likely have at least one of each generation if you're remotely considering spending $13k on a plastic coated golf cart that looks like it has down syndrome, so that should be no problem.

This is mostly factual. See for yourself: Edmunds article

It's in the eyes

Seriously, just look at that expression.