Flavors by Jack Conte

Do try this at home

So weird

It feels so strange listening to a 40 minute speech by my President, while nodding my head agreeably almost the entire time.

Seriously, talk about a pole shift. We've gone from a semi-retarded used car salesman with a spoiled rich-boy's ego, to an educated and forward-thinking realist who can successfully pronounce the words he's speaking.



As for Dick Cheney? Congratulations, you're going down in history as not only a monster who had a major part in committing some of the most heinous acts in our nation's history, but also as the dipshit who defended it afterwards.

Newsflash dickhead: YOUR APPROVAL RATING WAS DISMAL AND YOU FUCKING GOT VOTED OUT BY EVERYBODY, so take a cue from your little buddy; shut the fuck up and disappear already. Spearheading a campaign to justify banging your head into a brick wall makes significantly more sense than doing the same for justifying torture. Not to mention the hundreds of other scandals and corruption fiascos that you somehow avoided prosecution for. The wise thing to do at this point, Mr. Cheney, is to lay low and hope you don't get tried by a foreign government for war crimes.